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~ PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS ~

I had heard of this before, but they are in LA now, performing until March 14th…

~ PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS ~.

Some advice for the ladies about shoes

If we go out on a date and are going to be doing ANY WALKING, don’t fucking wear shitty shoes and then complain about it, because it makes you look ugly. The visual benefit the nice shoes give you do not outweigh the whining, complaining, or apparent discomfort they are giving you. Seriously. [...]

The Role Play Tournament

Shit’s tight.

Gary Gygax

It is almost too much to get my mind about. But I’ve just had news that our dear Dungeon Master has passed away. Ernie called this morning, he thought we should let the fans know. He’s just sent an email out.
Gary was in his home when he gathered himself up to cross the great divide.
He [...]

/ducks

When you’re done reading this, make me a sammich too pls.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every [...]